Tama

Interviewer: "What would you rather be doing?" Tama: "My old job!" Tama shouts. "I had a shrine! People brought me offerings! I'd get tons of snacks and fun stuff and all I had to do was tilt luck in their favor every now and again!" She holds her head in her hands. "I could just hangout and do whatever I wanted! One time I just read manga all day for like an entire week! It was the best." She kicks her feet up on the table. "Now what? I get to fucking do *housework*. I went from praise and devotion to having to iron shirts and wash dishes." She looks up at the ceiling. "Its a pretty big fall from grace to go from goddess to mommy. Bleh." Interviewer: "Why are you so against your new job?" Tama: "Why?" Tama says, raising her eyebrows in exaggerated shock. "Alright, I want you to fucking picture this. I was a minor deity. I got offerings and nothing but free time! And then in comes Inari..." Tama glances around to make sure her feared ……